His fortune cookie ever displays
No fortune there to predict his days
He is handsome, he is swell
But his fortune it won’t tell
Success belongs to those who work hard
You’d think the writer is quite a bard
But ever fails his cookie then
The future for him to spin
And yet my cookies often portend
A future just around the bend
You are doomed to be blissful in wedlock
With the fortunate son, I’ve thrown my stock